Genre: Strategy
Developer: Firaxis Games
Publisher: 2K Games
System: Mac, Windows
It’s no easy task commanding the elite alien defense force
known as XCOM. You must provide for your troops, organize your base, give
tactical commands in the field, and protect the entire planet with four troops
and two aircraft. Not to mention that this is a globally funded project so you
have to appease the “board of trustees” or their respective countries will pull
their funding. Ungrateful pricks. On my first mission I should have just taken
the lead, but instead I listened to that moron with the headset mic.
He got all
but one of my troops killed. I took some pictures in case someone tried to court
martial me over the incident. I’m not saying these guys were the best of the
best. I mean look at that one lady rocking out to her iPod.
And you might not be able to tell, but the guy behind her is
a total hipster. He’s got a mohawk and an ironic ‘stache. And under his armor
he’s still wearing that non-regulation pashmina scarf that he somehow found at
a thrift store. And he’s the one guy that made it back alive! Go figure.
Normally, unlike my first mission, I lead my men into battle
like a true soldier. Or, rather, I fly with them in the Skyranger to the scene
of the battle and command them from the relative safety of the vehicle.
Actually, that could all be handled by video feed so I may easily be sitting back
in the comfort of the HQ sipping my coffee, which has just enough whiskey in it
to take the edge off of my incredibly difficult duties. To be honest, it doesn’t
really matter where I command from, because the Skyranger always comes back
unscathed. And thank God for that! Could you imagine having to hire new
recruits and buy a new vertical takeoff plane every time you failed a mission?
Money doesn’t grow on trees. It grows in the carcasses of alien warships.
All in all, I run a pretty tight ship. With a few weapon
upgrades, a handful of experienced soldiers, and a couple dissected alien
corpses we will learn how to most efficiently kill these bastards and – Aww fuck!
Russia just pulled their funding! Goddamn commies. I’ll have to go take Vlad
off the strike team. He was our best sniper, but he was also kind of a
homophobic jerk so I guess the boost in morale will kind of even things out.
Happy Thoughts:
XCOM is really addicting if you’re into the tactical command style of game, but
it is not easy. Even on normal you will eventually lose troops and sometimes
they are your best troops.
Sad Thoughts:
Losing your troops hurts. There’s even a memorial wall in your base so you can
remember the achievements of all your fallen comrades.
The Bottom Line:
This game gets my approval. It’s just like playing the original game, but with
newer graphics. I enjoy it. It is a little pricy though.
(All pictures taken from the internet. Additional drawings provided by me.)
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